Poker & Porn
11:58 a.m. on July 12, 2004
Saturday was poker and porn night. I lost my shirt at poker as per-usual, I just do not know when to fold ‘em. After Scott won all of our money, he showed us some celebrity porn he downloaded. Now I never thought I would see that Pamela Anderson home sex video, I do believe in other people’s right to privacy, but who can resist free porn among friends? For some reason Pam & Tommy would hold the camera while “doing it” as opposed to the sensible tripod. This resulted in some extreme close ups. The television was a big screen, so at one point Pam’s vagina was at least 5 feet by 3 feet. It was pretty frightening stuff, to say the least. Then we got to see some of Paris Hilton’s film that her ex-boyfriend unleashed onto the world and it truly made me feel sorry for her. I know she is not innocent, but it did seem like he was taking advantage of her as most of what she was saying was: “It hurts”, “I don’t want to” and “EEEEWE!” He has got to be the biggest loser in the universe and by releasing this tape he lets the whole world know how disgusting he is. Profiting from being a scum bucket is not a good idea.

The weekend rounded itself off in a more pure manner when an old friend from my hometown visited me all day on Sunday. We do not see each other that often, but when we do I always feel an instant comfortableness and joy in her presence. We ate, walked in the sun, talked the talk, hung out with the wild bunnies in the bunny park and ate some more. A perfect day and I wish her well with everything.

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