NUMBERED NONSENSE
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2:15 p.m. on September 19, 2007 |
1. I am so tired 2. there is nothing in my brain 3. nothing going on 4. other than thoughts about my discomfort 5. my butt hurts 6. I am getting carpal tunnel really bad (a side effect) 7. sometimes the baby�s elbow gets lodged weird and gives me the strangest ache 8. it is really not that bad 9. mostly the exhaustion 10. and the fact that I am starving most of the time now that I have to watch my carbs 11. I was told if I feel hungry to drink a tall glass of water with lemon 12. let the party BEGIN! 13. boo! 14. I am enjoying this stage, really 15. it is all so new and different everyday 16. but half the enjoyment is getting to complain 17. anyway� 18. I cannot understand people who read books while walking down the street 19. how can they concentrate on either thing? 20. Plus, it is weird. 21. I bet the new chick on The View never reads while walking 22. or sitting or standing 23. She does not know if the world is flat or not 24. I find this amazing 25. AMAZING! 26. The View needs to be canceled 27. They are making women look bad at this point 28. I don�t care if they have heated discussions 29. I care that they have intelligent discussions 30. and don�t talk to me about OJ. 31. I don�t want to know that he MIGHT get 30 years. 32. I will believe it when I see it. 33. Work is throwing me a little baby shower next week 34. it is so not a surprise 35. I had to pick the cake (that I should not really eat) 36. give the money out of petty cash to pay for the cake 37. give a list of staff who would sign the card� 38. and tell them what gift to purchase 39. I should give them an extra $10 for balloons or something� 40. anyway, that is nice of them� 41. what else what else what else what else what else what else what else what else what else..? 42. Fart, fart, I like to fart, fart 43. Today I forgot my two sugar-free oatmeal cookies that I get to eat with my lunch 44. Totally devastated! 45. I need a haircut 46. I am wearing maternity underpants right now 47. full coverage, just a bit too large 48. I could wear them front to back or back to front and it would not matter either way 49. at least they are hot pink to give it a touch of sexy factor 50. or old lady chic 51. anyway� 52.
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