My job is killing me.
I am busier than I have ever been in my life and I don’t like being busy! I am stressed up to the gills with all the weirdness and new stuff that comes with merging with a humoungo corporation.
I was just finishing up a couple of giant projects and feeling good about a lack of giant projects on the horizon when I got the news: my boss is quitting. Guess who is taking on a big chunk of his responsibilities? FUCK! The worst part? He is our Controller and does a lot of the accounting work and I have a morbid fear of numbers!!! I will now be reporting to someone else in the office and this is what she said (and I quote) about my new duties: “Your new job function is going to suck and it is going to suck bad.”
One good thing, it sure makes the week fly by like it has been greased up with butter fat and thrown down a slip & slide that has been doused with petrol.
They really make you work for a 3-day holiday weekend around here!