These were my predictions for 2006, let�s see how many I got right:
You will eat too many Trans fats. - TOTALLY
Your president will spend too much of your money. � UNDERSTATEMENT
You will buy approximately 210 gifts. � PRETTY CLOSE
You will see about 8 million advertisements. - WE GOT TIVO LAST YEAR, SO I ONLY SAW ABOUT 7 MILLION ADS
You won�t get enough sleep during the week, so you will try to make it up by sleeping for 14 hours one particular Saturday in April. � YES, AND ALSO IN NOVEMBER
You will make silent judgments on others. � THIS CAN�T BE HELPED
You will do approximately 160 loads of laundry. - CORRECT
Someone you know will die. � SADLY, YES
You will go to 3 weddings and 2.5 baby showers. - YUP
You will hate your job at least 14 times. � TRUE DAT
There will be more natural catastrophes. � YES, AND TOO CLOSE TO HOME THIS TIME
There will be a major earthquake on the West coast; hopefully not the �Big One�. � WRONG!!! THANK GODS.
You will have several bouts of sadness, but be happy the majority of days. - PRETTY DARN TRUE
You will want to punch someone in the face, but you won�t. � I CAME PRETTY CLOSE TO ACTUALLY DOING IT
You will learn 1000 new things, but will forget 806 of them. � PROBABLY, I CAN�T BE SURE
You will swear a lot. � NO SHIT
You will laugh a lot. � I TEND TO DO THAT
You might have a baby. Or get a dog. Or both. � TOTALLY FUCKING WRONG!
You will be irrationally afraid of a home invasion. � THERE WERE ACTUALLY MARKS ON THE BACK DOOR WHERE IT LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE TRIED TO PRY IT OPEN
You will take a trip and then you will say you need a vacation from your vacation. � I NEED A VACATION FROM MY LIFE
You will put your foot in your mouth. � I KNEW I WOULD OFFEND SOMEBODY!
You will laugh at your boss� lame joke. - I AM AN ASS KISSER
You will laugh at your own lame joke. For hours. � STILL LAUGHING
You will break a promise. � I AM SORRY
Television will be your best friend. � I LOVE TV
You will wonder on two different occasions if you have the bird flu. � SURE SEEMED LIKE THE BIRD FLU
You will have sex, but not nearly enough. � ACTUALLY, TRYING TO PROCREATE MEANS DOING IT A LOT!
You will wash many, many, many dishes. � TOO MANY FUCKING DISHES!!!
You will waste a lot of time and money. � I THREW AWAY A QUARTER THE OTHER DAY
You will question everything. � NOT A BAD THING
You will be jealous. � SEETHINGLY SO
You will be a good friend. - YES
The news at 11 will be depressing. � IT SURE IS
You will wonder if you are doing the right thing. � EVERY DAY
You will over-use the snooze button. - GUILTY
You will act like an ass. � SHAME FACED
The war will continue. � I WISH I GOT THIS ONE WRONG
You will work too much. � MORE TRUE THAN I WOULD HAVE LIKED
You will be loved. � THANK YOU
You will survive. � WE DID IT!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!