ME: Ow, my boobs hurt.

HIM: Maybe they hurt because it is about to rain.

ME: I can predict the weather with my boobs? Cool.

Space Holder. - February 12, 2012

BEAUTIFUL BOY - August 26, 2011

COUNTDOWN - July 13, 2011

SEXAY - June 16, 2011

BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS - May 30, 2011