LIBRA SEPT 23 � OCT 23
Your dimples need polishing today. You need to take one full hour of just sitting and taking deep breaths; your frenetically busy lifestyle is freaking me out. As Chiron leaves your solar 4th house, you will make an illuminating discovery.
SCORPIO OCT. 24 � NOV.21
Your fierce loyalty pays off when you hear from an old friend. As Mars goes retro, you will need to get some major booty and fast.
SAGITTARIOUS NOV. 22 � DEC. 21
Quit your job.
CAPRICORN DEC. 22 � JAN.19
It is OK to admit that you like listening to Dolly Parton music in the nude.
AQUARIUS JAN. 20 � FEB. 18
Your amazing beauty and wit will get you so far, but your remarkable heart and generous spirit is what gets you noticed when it counts most. Your cosmic perspective will keep your mind from cracking in this crazy world.
PISCES FEB. 19 � MARCH 20
Jupiter has saved you once again. Next time, think about the whole dollar and not just the change.
ARIES MARCH 21 � APRIL 19
Make yourself available for a big talk with your boss. This may be your chance to heal financial wounds.
TAURUS APRIL 20 � MAY 20
It is not all about you.
GEMINI MAY 21 � JUNE 21
You are a peaceful person, but your slips into total bitchiness throw everything out of whack. While the ruler of your 7th house is in your 5th, you should take this opportunity to flash your underwear at a stranger.
CANCER JUNE 22 � JULY 22
You are either feeling like the whole world is against you, but you will save it anyway, or you feel pretty OK with jus about everything.
LEO JULY 23 � AUG 22
You will never be appreciated enough, despite your purely genuine love and caring for everyone else.
VIRGO AUG. 23 � SEPT. 22
Today is a good day to clean out your closet.