WHAT DID THE NEW YEAR BRING?
9:05 a.m. on December 29, 2006

These were my predictions for 2006, let’s see how many I got right:

You will eat too many Trans fats. - TOTALLY

Your president will spend too much of your money. – UNDERSTATEMENT

You will buy approximately 210 gifts. – PRETTY CLOSE

You will see about 8 million advertisements. - WE GOT TIVO LAST YEAR, SO I ONLY SAW ABOUT 7 MILLION ADS

You won’t get enough sleep during the week, so you will try to make it up by sleeping for 14 hours one particular Saturday in April. – YES, AND ALSO IN NOVEMBER

You will make silent judgments on others. – THIS CAN’T BE HELPED

You will do approximately 160 loads of laundry. - CORRECT

Someone you know will die. – SADLY, YES

You will go to 3 weddings and 2.5 baby showers. - YUP

You will hate your job at least 14 times. – TRUE DAT

There will be more natural catastrophes. – YES, AND TOO CLOSE TO HOME THIS TIME

There will be a major earthquake on the West coast; hopefully not the “Big One”. – WRONG!!! THANK GODS.

You will have several bouts of sadness, but be happy the majority of days. - PRETTY DARN TRUE

You will want to punch someone in the face, but you won’t. – I CAME PRETTY CLOSE TO ACTUALLY DOING IT

You will learn 1000 new things, but will forget 806 of them. – PROBABLY, I CAN’T BE SURE

You will swear a lot. – NO SHIT

You will laugh a lot. – I TEND TO DO THAT

You might have a baby. Or get a dog. Or both. – TOTALLY FUCKING WRONG!

You will be irrationally afraid of a home invasion. – THERE WERE ACTUALLY MARKS ON THE BACK DOOR WHERE IT LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE TRIED TO PRY IT OPEN

You will take a trip and then you will say you need a vacation from your vacation. – I NEED A VACATION FROM MY LIFE

You will put your foot in your mouth. – I KNEW I WOULD OFFEND SOMEBODY!

You will laugh at your boss’ lame joke. - I AM AN ASS KISSER

You will laugh at your own lame joke. For hours. – STILL LAUGHING

You will break a promise. – I AM SORRY

Television will be your best friend. – I LOVE TV

You will wonder on two different occasions if you have the bird flu. – SURE SEEMED LIKE THE BIRD FLU

You will have sex, but not nearly enough. – ACTUALLY, TRYING TO PROCREATE MEANS DOING IT A LOT!

You will wash many, many, many dishes. – TOO MANY FUCKING DISHES!!!

You will waste a lot of time and money. – I THREW AWAY A QUARTER THE OTHER DAY

You will question everything. – NOT A BAD THING

You will be jealous. – SEETHINGLY SO

You will be a good friend. - YES

The news at 11 will be depressing. – IT SURE IS

You will wonder if you are doing the right thing. – EVERY DAY

You will over-use the snooze button. - GUILTY

You will act like an ass. – SHAME FACED

The war will continue. – I WISH I GOT THIS ONE WRONG

You will work too much. – MORE TRUE THAN I WOULD HAVE LIKED

You will be loved. – THANK YOU

You will survive. – WE DID IT!!!!


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!






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