These were my predictions for 2006, lets see how many I got right:
You will eat too many Trans fats. - TOTALLY
Your president will spend too much of your money. UNDERSTATEMENT
You will buy approximately 210 gifts. PRETTY CLOSE
You will see about 8 million advertisements. - WE GOT TIVO LAST YEAR, SO I ONLY SAW ABOUT 7 MILLION ADS
You wont get enough sleep during the week, so you will try to make it up by sleeping for 14 hours one particular Saturday in April. YES, AND ALSO IN NOVEMBER
You will make silent judgments on others. THIS CANT BE HELPED
You will do approximately 160 loads of laundry. - CORRECT
Someone you know will die. SADLY, YES
You will go to 3 weddings and 2.5 baby showers. - YUP
You will hate your job at least 14 times. TRUE DAT
There will be more natural catastrophes. YES, AND TOO CLOSE TO HOME THIS TIME
There will be a major earthquake on the West coast; hopefully not the Big One. WRONG!!! THANK GODS.
You will have several bouts of sadness, but be happy the majority of days. - PRETTY DARN TRUE
You will want to punch someone in the face, but you wont. I CAME PRETTY CLOSE TO ACTUALLY DOING IT
You will learn 1000 new things, but will forget 806 of them. PROBABLY, I CANT BE SURE
You will swear a lot. NO SHIT
You will laugh a lot. I TEND TO DO THAT
You might have a baby. Or get a dog. Or both. TOTALLY FUCKING WRONG!
You will be irrationally afraid of a home invasion. THERE WERE ACTUALLY MARKS ON THE BACK DOOR WHERE IT LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE TRIED TO PRY IT OPEN
You will take a trip and then you will say you need a vacation from your vacation. I NEED A VACATION FROM MY LIFE
You will put your foot in your mouth. I KNEW I WOULD OFFEND SOMEBODY!
You will laugh at your boss lame joke. - I AM AN ASS KISSER
You will laugh at your own lame joke. For hours. STILL LAUGHING
You will break a promise. I AM SORRY
Television will be your best friend. I LOVE TV
You will wonder on two different occasions if you have the bird flu. SURE SEEMED LIKE THE BIRD FLU
You will have sex, but not nearly enough. ACTUALLY, TRYING TO PROCREATE MEANS DOING IT A LOT!
You will wash many, many, many dishes. TOO MANY FUCKING DISHES!!!
You will waste a lot of time and money. I THREW AWAY A QUARTER THE OTHER DAY
You will question everything. NOT A BAD THING
You will be jealous. SEETHINGLY SO
You will be a good friend. - YES
The news at 11 will be depressing. IT SURE IS
You will wonder if you are doing the right thing. EVERY DAY
You will over-use the snooze button. - GUILTY
You will act like an ass. SHAME FACED
The war will continue. I WISH I GOT THIS ONE WRONG
You will work too much. MORE TRUE THAN I WOULD HAVE LIKED
You will be loved. THANK YOU
You will survive. WE DID IT!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!