People are weird, every single one of us.
Fame and fortune will warp you.
The brain is fragile.
Gas leaks in your car are bad.
Time is capable of moving both in haste and deliberately slow.
Time does heal, but may leave debilitating scar tissue.
Vitamin E oil is good for getting rid of planterís warts.
You were right when you were a kid when you thought that adults do not know anything.
People donít like it when you talk about smoking being super bad for you.
Life wants to live.
The earth will survive us, but will be glad to be rid of us.
For all the amazing stuff mankind has created over the years, we can be so dumb.
The Internet rules.
The soul does go on after the host body poops out.
Donít rub your eye, even if it itches.
It is OK to grow old naturally.
We are lucky.
No matter how much Jell-o you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
Umbrellas do not make good parachutes
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
If you pee on your feet, it kills the fungus.
It really does not matter what other people think.
I will probably never stop using the word: Awesome.
I really have not learned all that much.